how do you pretty? teach me
screams thank you omfg well first ishowered and then woke up after a lot of sleep and then put on a little lipstick and then fell asleep on the way to school and then tried best to be attractive at 8:30am
success varies just like my face does oops

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.
Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs. With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month. On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day. Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network. The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.
In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love. In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences. The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.
As I’ve said before, companies are all about people. Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing. I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them. That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met. He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with. His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.
Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.
GUYS
YAHOO ISNT GOING TO FUCK ANYTHING UP OKAY
STOP FREAKING OUT NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:
i wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm when you passed out i couldn’t bring myself to call except to call it quits
i wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm when you passed out -
i wrote a goodbye note-
on your-
also this
F UC KED
backflips away singing the tombstones were waiting they were half engraved they knew it was over they just didn’t know the date

My boredness has reached a new
level. I am now watching High school musical 2 on netflix.OKAY I JUST FUCKING NOTICED TROY’S HOUSE, WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE NEED A SUMMER JOB HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING IN CASH
SHARPAY IS A MAJOR COCK BLOCKER IF I WAS GABRIELA I WOULD’VE TOLD THAT BITCH TO HOP OF TROY’S DICK!!
Chad and Ryan are in love.
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what

fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world