keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

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wombtangclan:

skullspeare:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

wait what is this real

I don’t think George Zimmerman fully understands the meaning behind double jeopardy.

wombtangclan:

skullspeare:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

wait what is this real

I don’t think George Zimmerman fully understands the meaning behind double jeopardy.

eatsleepbreathemavin:

Here’s a framed picture of Geoff Ramsey for your blog!

eatsleepbreathemavin:

Here’s a framed picture of Geoff Ramsey for your blog!

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         ✺ ★ * ★ *  Green Day star signs * ★ ★ 

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kittenmichael:

MARK

kittenmichael:

MARK

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

ratgod:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

A list of things that harm outdoor cats: fertilizer, road salt, cars, children, predators, chemicals, electricity (read hidden power lines), black paved roads, certain plants, garbage if ingested, bad water, wasps, poisons meant for pests, litter, traps, GETTING LOST, falling out of high locations, etc etc. Yup, totally better to just let your cat roam freely.
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alwaysfade-alwaysdie:

Likewise a list of things outdoor cats harm: everything because they’re one of the most destructive invasive species next to us. 
All those dead animals you think is cute your cat brings home? They kill hundreds more and are a real threat to natural fauna as well as generally destructive to properties. People shouldn’t have to worry about someone else’s pet messing up their yards, threatening bird feeders, etc etc

Outdoors are dangerous for cats and cats are dangerous for the outdoors. Keep them inside or time in a special pen/leashed/heavily supervised like any other pet legally has to be.